生活大爆炸字幕 TBBT the big bang theory S01E13

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ew,more details about the new star trek film.

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there's going to be a scene depicting spock's birth.

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i'd be more interested in the scene depicting spock's conception.

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oh please,for vulcans,mating,or if you will pon farr

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the extremely private matter.

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still i'd like to know the details.

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his mother was human his father was vulcan, that couldn’t just conceive.

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maybe they had to go to a clinic.

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imagine spock's dad in a little room with a little copy of pointy ears and shapely rears.

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How come in Star Trek everyone's private parts are the same

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no alien lady have told captain kirk, hey get your thing out of my nose.

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hi can you help me iwas writing an email

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and the a key got stuck

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now it's just going aaaaaaaa

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what did you spill on it?

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nothing

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diet coke

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and yoghurt

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a little nail polish

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i'll take a look at it

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gentlemen, switching to local nerd news

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fishman chan...

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youre kidding, why not?

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they formed a barber shop quatet and got a gig playing knott’s berry farm(诺氏果园，南加州一主题公园)

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wow, so in your world

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youre like the cool guys

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Recognize（答对了）

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this is our year

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entire Physics bowl will 'kneel before Zod'",

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zod?

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- Kryptonian villain, long story - good story

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- count me out - what? why?

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you wanna use my intelligence in atawdrycompetitio 34

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will you ask picasso to paint picturnary

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will you ask noah webster to play boggle?

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will you ask jacques cousteauto play gold fish?

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c'mon, you need a 4 person team, we're four people.

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by that reasoning, we should also play bridge, hold up a chuppah and enter the olympic bobsled competition.

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tickets to that plz.

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sheldon, what? do i need to quote spock's dying words to you?

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no, dont.

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- the needs of the many

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outweigh the need of the few

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or the one

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damn it, i'll do it.

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-=https://www.sodocs.net/doc/0918038472.html,/bbs=-

proudly presents

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-=https://www.sodocs.net/doc/0918038472.html,/bbs=-

sync:咔肉肉

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the big bang theory season 1 episode 13

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ok, first physics bowl business

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we need to truly kick-ass team name

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suggestions?

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how about the perpetual motion squad?

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it's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads-up for the ladies.

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- the ladies? - perpetual motion suqad, we can go all night.

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- i like it - i dont

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teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidaing one's opponent.

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then we could be the bengal tigers ?

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poor choice

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graham for graham, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strengths of the army ant 60

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maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass

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Let's put it to a vote.

All those in favor...

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I move that any vote on

team names must be unanimous. 64

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No man shoulbe forced to emblazon his chest with a bengal tiger

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it should be an army ant.

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Will the gentleman from the great state of denial yield for a question?

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I will yield.

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of an annoying series of votes,

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all of which the gentleman will lose, 70

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to quit if he does not get his way?

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He does.

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I move we are the army

ants. All those in favor?

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Good afternoon, and welcome to

today's physics bowl practice round.

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I'm penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a satday afternoon, 75

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and isn't that just a little sad?

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Gentlemen, are you ready?

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- Yes

- Of course

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*******

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You*******

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He'll be okay once the women

are mixed into the crowd.

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He only has a problem when

they're one-on-one and smell nice.

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Ah, thanks, raj. It's vanilla oil.

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I was actually the one who

noticed. Okay, let's just start.

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is on the topic of optics.

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light pulse ever produced?"

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is 130 attoseconds.

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- I knew that, too.

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on hard-disk drives?"

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is giant magnetoresistance.

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Hey, I buzzed in.

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And I answered. It's called teamwork.

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Don't you think I should answer

the engineering questions?

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I am an engineer.

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By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal. 100

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- Just ask another one.

- Okay.

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"What artificial satellite has seen glimpses

of einstein's predicted frame dragging?"

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and of course, it's gravity probe B.

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Sheldon, you have to

let somebody else answer.

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Why?

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Because it's polite.

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What do manners have to do with?

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Itthis is war.

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Were the romans polite when they salted the ground of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again? 109

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Leonard, you said I only

had to ask questions.

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The objective of the competition

is to give correct answers.

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If I know them, why

shouldn't I give them?

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Some of us might have

the correct answers, too.

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Oh, please. You don't even have a phd.

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All right, that's it!

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- Howard, sit down.

- Okay.

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Maybe we should take a little break.

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All this button-pushing is aggravating my old nintendo injury. 119

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I agree.

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He compared sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product

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one might use on summer's eve. 123

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want to show you something.

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Can it wait? I need to talk to you. 126

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Just look.

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I've designed the perfect

uniforms for our team.

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The colors are based on star

trek: The original series.

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The three of you will wear support red, and I will wear command gold.

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Why do they say "aa"?

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Army ants.

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Isn't that confusing?

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else to certain people.

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Why would a physics bowl team

be called anodized aluminum?

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No, I meant... never mind.

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Hey, check it out, I got

you a batman cookie jar.

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Oh, neat! What's the occasion?

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Well, you're a friend, and you like batman and cookies, and you're off the team. 139

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What?

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Howard, raj and I just

had a team meeting.

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No, you didn'T.

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Yes, we did. I just came from there.

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Okay, I don't know

where you just came from,

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but it could not have have been a team meeting because I'm on the team and I wasn't there. 145

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Ergo, the team did not meet.

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Okay, let me try it this way: I was at

a coffee klatch with a couple of friends,

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and one thing led to another, and

it turns out you're off the team.

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Why?

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Because you're taking

all the fun out of it.

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I'm sorry, is the winner of the physics

bowl the team that has the most fun?

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Okay, let me try it this way: You're annoying and no one wants to play with you anymore. 152

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I see.

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Well, at this point I should inform

you that I intend to form my own team

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and destroy the molecular bonds

that bind your very matter together

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and reduce the resulting

particulate chaos to tears.

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Thanks for the heads-up.

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You're welcome.

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- One more thing.

- Yes?

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It's on, bitch.

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So who'd he get to be on his team?

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He won't say.

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He just smiles and eats

macaroons out of his bat jar.

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He's using psychological warfare.

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We must reply in kind.

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I say we wait until he

looks at us, then laugh like,

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"yes, you are a smart and strong competitor,

"but we are also smart and strong,

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and we have a reasonable

chance of defeating you."

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How exactly would that laugh go?

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that sounds more like,

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"we are a tall, thin woman who wants

to make a coat out of your dalmatians （斑点狗）." 171

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Guys, let's remember that sheldon

is still our friend and my roommate.

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So?

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So nothing. Let's destroy him.

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strong fourth for our team.

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You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played tv's blossom. 177

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She got a phd. In

neuroscience or something.

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Raj, we're not getting tv's blossom

to join our physics bowl team.

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How about the girl

from the wonder years?

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the solution to all our problems.

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We can't ask leslie winkle.

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Because you slept together, and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney? 184

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Yes.

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Sometimes you've got to

take one for the team.

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Yeah, sack up, dude.

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Fine.

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Here I go, taking one for the team...

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in the sack.

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Hey, leslie.

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Hi, guys.

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So, leslie, I have a question for

you, and it might be a little awkward,

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you know, given that I...

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hit that thang. （=thing）

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Leonard, there's no reason

to feel uncomfortable just

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because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.

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There's not?

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Gee, 'cause it sure sounds

like there should be.

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Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences,

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your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. 201

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Th's all very comforting, but if it's

okay, I'd like to get on to my question now.

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Proceed.

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We are entering the physics bowl,

and we need a fourth for our team.

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No, thanks. I'm really busy with my

like-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.

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Dilepton, shmylepton. We need you.

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Sorry.

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Well, we tried.

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We'll just have to face sheldon

mano y mano y mano a mano.

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Wait, you're going up

against sheldon cooper?

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Yes.

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That arrogant, misogynistic,

east texas doorknob

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that told me I should abandon my work with

high-energy particles for laundry and childbearing? 213

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She's in.

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so, how do you feel?

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Nice and loose? (严阵以待)

Come toplay? (一鼓作气)

Got your game face on?（士气如虹）

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- Are you ready?

- Yeah.

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You know, you don't have

to stay for the whole thing.

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Oh, no, no. I want to.

Sounds really interesting.

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- Sheldon.

- Sheldon.

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I'm just gonna sit down.

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So, is that your team?

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I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four.

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So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room, 227

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and my spanish is not good--

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S06E02 And the next wedding gift is... a gravy boat. Ooh, one gravy boat. That's from Sheldon. He told me he had it engraved. "In the event of a divorce, please return to Sheldon Cooper." One "inappropriate, yet I wish I thought of that" gravy boat. When I get married I'm going to register at the UCLA Cadaver Lab. Ew, why? 'Cause I've always wanted a whole human skeleton and they are really spendy. So, you actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday? Not just someday. In exactly four years. But don't tell Sheldon. He's still a flight risk. What about you, Penny? What about me what? you think you and Leonard might ever get married? Oh, well, you know, Leonard is great. But do you think you'll ever get married? He's a sweetie. You're not answering the question. Do you love him? Yeah, sure, of course I love him. It doesn't sound like it. Well, I do. Do you tell him that? No, he'd just take it the wrong way. What does that mean? It means he is special and smart and nice and... Are you gonna break up with him? No! Maybe. I don't know. I had no idea you were unhappy. That's the thing: I'm not. I'm not unhappy at all. It's just... I don't know... I-I've been in love before, but it felt different. But maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of Do you ever feel that way about Howard? Oh, that's not really a fair comparison. I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear. Amy, you? Can't help ya, kid. Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins In the good way. Not the urinary tract infection way. KOOTHRAPPALI:

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看生活大爆炸学英语The Big Bang Theory 第1季14集：The Nerdvana Annihilation -Sheldon: This sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and Swiss on whole wheat. unmitigated: 绝对的，十足的disaster: 灾难turkey：火鸡roast：烤肉，烘烤 lettuce：莴苣swiss：瑞士奶酪whole wheat：全麦 这个三明治真是太失败了，我点了土司夹火鸡肉和烤肉和莴苣还有瑞士奶酪 -Rajesh: What did they give you? 他们送给你的是什么? -Sheldon: Turkey and roast beef with Swiss and lettuce on whole wheat. 火鸡肉和烤肉和瑞士奶酪还有莴苣 It's the right ingredients, but in the wrong order. In a proper sandwich, the cheese is adjacent to the bread to create a moisture barrier against the lettuce. ingredient：要素，配料adjacent: 邻近的，紧靠的moisture：水分barrier：障碍 成分虽然是对的但顺序不对啊。正宗的三明治奶酪应涂在土司和莴苣之间，防止土司被莴苣弄潮湿 They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash. might as well：或许drag：拖拉 真怀疑他们是不是把三明治在洗车房洗过一遍了 -Rajesh: I don't believe it. 不太可能吧 -Sheldon: I know. It's basic culinary science. culinary：烹饪的 是啊做三明治是厨艺基础的基础 -Leonard: Some guy is auctioning off a miniature Time Machine prop from the original film, and no one is bidding on it. auction off：拍卖，竞卖miniature：小规模的prop：支柱，支架bid on：出价，投标 有人在网上拍卖迷你时间机器，那可是原版电影的仿制品但是没有人在竞拍 -Howard: A time machine from the movie The Time Machine? 时间机器电影里的时间机器? -Leonard: No. A time machine from Sophie's Choice 不是，是"苏菲的抉择"里的时间机器 -Rajesh: Boy, Sophie could have used a time machine in that movie. Did you see it? It's rough. rough：粗糙的，粗暴的 哥们苏菲可是在那部电影里用过时间机器你们见过它么? 挺猛的 -Howard: Oh, that's cool. 哦看起来好酷啊 -Rajesh: It's only $800? 只有800块? -Leonard: Yeah. And that's my bid. bid: 竞标 是啊那是我的竞标价

生活大爆炸谢耳朵经典中英文台词

Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration; 冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，也不会很热到直流汗。 In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there. 夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。 It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. 而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话，不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。 I could go on, but I think I've made my point. 我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。 Forget? You want me to forget?This mind does not forget. I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me. 别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗? 我这脑子啥东西忘得掉啊! 从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事 Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two." "许多"现在被重新定义为"两个" Sheldon,you are a smart guy. Sheldon，你是个聪明人 You must know... - I'm "smart"? 你得知道- 我是"聪明人"? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart." 要被归为"聪明人" 我得去掉60点智商才行 You've given me an obligation. 你给了我一份责任 Don't feel bad,Penny,it's a classic rookie mistake. My first Hanukah with Sheldon,he yelled at me for eight nights. 别太郁闷Penny，一般新手都会犯这个错误。我和Sheldon过的第一个光明节他吼了我八夜 Sheldon: Why are you crying?你为嘛哭呢？ Penny: Because I'm stupid! 因为我太傻了！ Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心 If I've learned anything from British televishion shows on PBS, it's that servants dine downstairs with their own kind. 要说我从PBS台的英剧里学到什么的话，那就是仆人和他的同伴们都是坐楼下吃饭的。 It's just that all the years I've known him, he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration. 只是认识他这么久，他从没被我表扬过。 Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. 剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。 I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.

生活大爆炸--第10季第21集-美剧-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看电影学英语-打印-word版

All right, we're about to go live. 好啦节目马上开始直播 Everyone on their A-game! 大家拿出最佳表现 Good energy! 精神点 Hello. 大家好 I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 我是谢尔顿·库珀博士 And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler. 我是艾米·菲拉·福勒博士 And welcome to a special retrospective, 欢迎收看特殊回忆集 where we will take a look back at the history of Fun with Flags 我们将回顾《有趣的旗帜》这一节目的起源 on an episode we're calling... 请收看这一集... Fun with Flags: Behind the Flags: A Retrospective. 《有趣的旗帜: 旗帜背后回忆特辑》? Wondering how it all began ? ? 好奇节目如何开始 ? ? You'll need a good attention span ? ? 得超长待机不打盹 ? ? For information and entertainment ? ? 无论知识还是娱乐 ? ? That's equally effective ? ? 这个节目统统都有 ? ? It's fun with flags ? ? 有趣旗帜 ? ? Behind the flags ? ? 旗帜背后 ? ? A retrospective ? ? 回忆特辑 ? ? Flags. ? ? 旗开得胜 ? Mind you, when we say behind the flags 提醒大家我们说旗帜"背后" we don't literally mean these flags. 不是指这两面旗帜的背后 That's just where we have dinner. 它们背后是我们的餐桌 Now, I'm sure many of you are wondering 好了我相信你们很多人都好奇 how Fun with Flags began. 《有趣的旗帜》是如何开始的 So let's hear from some people who were there 让我们听听见证我们节目开始的 at the very start. 老朋友们怎么说 H-Howard. Flashback sounds. 霍华德记忆闪回音效

生活大爆炸经典中英文台词

生活大爆炸经典台词整理 -Shel d on: In the winter, that seat is cl ose enough to the radiator to remain warm, 冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和， and yet not so cl ose as to cause perspiration; 也不会很热到直流汗。 in the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening wind ows there, and there. 夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。 It faces the tel evision at an angl e that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, 而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话， nor so far wid e as to create a parall ax distortion. 不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。 I coul d go on, but I think I've mad e my point. 我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。 别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗? Forget? You want me to forget? 我这脑子啥东西忘得掉啊! This mind does not forget. 从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事 I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me. - 那天是周二下着毛毛雨- 好了... - It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay... 你哭什么 Why are you crying? 我哭我自己蠢啊 Because I'm stupid! 那也没理由哭啊 That's no reason to cry. 人只有悲伤的时候才该哭 One cries because one is sad. 比如说其他人都太蠢我感到悲伤 For example, I cry because others are stupid 所以我才哭 我和许多女生交往过 Well,I've dated plenty of women. Joyce Kim还有Leslie Winkle... There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle... 通知牛津英语词典的编辑们

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good morning everyone ! i?m pleasure to be on the stage and bring you a speech ! and my topic is we are young . last week we have learned an article by bertrand russell . these is a sentence touched to me .“most people ,when they are left free to fill their own time according to their choice , are at a loss to think of anything sufficiently pleasant to be worth doing . ” i fell into deeply thought because sometimes i will face this situation too . then i thought why . why i am the most people ? suddenly , some words appear in my mind . “ youth is the season of dreams of flying ! ” yes , we are young ! our mind should be filled with dreams and know where is our dream , how to achieve her ! but why i am not ! perhaps there is so much temptation in our life that we will be disoriented . but now i know we are young and the dreams of youth are invincible ! imagine this , if we have a dream and know where is her , how to get her . are we still don?t know what we should do ? so , do you have think about this problem ? let me give you a few examples to look at how others treat their dreams . arnold schwarzenegger , everyone knows him . he is the one knows what he really wants . when he is a 15 years old boy , he want to be the champion of world bodybuilder . then , he train himself five hours a day . at 20 years old, he became the youngest ever word bodybuilder champion . then he wants to be a actor . but everyone told him it?s impossible . they said: are you kidding me . hear your accent, as long as you have the strange accent, you can?t be an actor . but he is never give up ! he also spent five hours a day in actor courses, pronunciation courses ,remove accent course and so on . all the things you can imagine, he have to do . finally, he did ! he get more than $ 30 million paycheck in the film terminator iii, the highest in the history of the paycheck. he knows what is him realy want at every stage of his life . now he is the governor of california . next he may want to be the president of america . there are a lot of people can also stick to their dreams like edison , nobel and so on . they make their life is full of surprises and wonders . so , we are young , we have more time to create more wonders than they . we don?t have nothing pleasant to be worth doing . conversely ,there is too mach . so , let?s calm down and think about it . what is we realy want and where is our dream ? then hold on ! that?s all , thank you very much !篇二：生活大爆炸英文演讲ppt 角色介绍 today,i want to introduce my favorite tv show, it called the big bang theory. there being hit in the seasonnine.theseareposters of the first season to season seven. set in pasadena, california, the show is centered on five characters: two roommate caltech（加州理工）geniuses, experimental physicist leonard hofstadter and theoretical physicist sheldon cooper; their neighbor across the hall penny, an attractive blonde waitress and aspiring actress; and leonards and sheldons equally geeky and socially awkward co-workers and friends howard wolowitz, an aerospace engineer and a non-phd from jpl, and rajesh koothrappali, a particle astrophysicist postdoc also working at caltech. leonard is an experimental physicist with an iq of 173 who received his ph.d. when he was 24 years old. he’s parents are all scientists. he shares an apartment with colleague and friend sheldon cooper. the writers immediately implied a potential

生活大爆炸第一季第一集字幕文件

如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面 So if a photon is directed through a plane 如果有一个狭缝可以观测到 with two slits in it and either slit is observed, 那它没有同时通过两个狭缝 it will not go through both slits. 如果观测不到那它会通过 If it's unobserved,it will. 但如果它是在离开平面后 However,if it's observed after it's left the plane 在击中目标物之前被观测到 But before it hits its target, 那它不会同时通过两个狭缝 it won't have gone through both slits. 没错你想说什么 Agreed. what's your point? 没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错 There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt. -您好 -稍等 -excuse me. -hang on. 横1是"爱琴海" One across is "aegean." 竖8是"纳巴科夫"(1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家) Eight down is "nabokov." 横26"MCM" 26 across is "mcm." 竖14是...你手挡住了...

14 down is... move your finger... 是"门"(生物分类) 所以说横十四是"太子港"(海地首都) "phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince" 你看 "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了所以是"太子港" See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince." 在海地 Haiti. -需要帮忙吗 -是的 -can I help you? -yes. 这里是高智商精子库吗 Is this the high-iq sperm bank? 如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这 If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here. 我看就是这儿了 I think this is the place. -把表格填了 -谢谢 -fill these out. -thank you. -马上就好 -不急 -we'll be right back. -take your time. 我正好把填字游戏做完 I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. 等等 Oh,wait. 莱纳德我觉得我做不到 Leonard,I don't think I can do this. 开什么玩笑你都是"半职业选手"了 What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.

生活大爆炸剧情

1. 帮Penny拿电视事件。 2. Leonard和Sheldon帮penny搬家具，后帮Penny整理房间事件。 3. Leonard想和leslie发展感情失败，抑郁，后和Penny约会事件。 4. Sheldon被炒事件。（luminous fish） 5. Leonard和leslie ONS，Sheldon不知所措事件。 6. 万圣节舞会事件。（多普勒效应） 7. Penny朋友和Howard**。penny玩光晕。中餐馆点菜事件。（Penny借宿L&S的公寓） 8. 鸡尾酒事件。（Raj相亲） 9. 物理发表会事件。（意念爆头、远程灯控及四川男生） 10. Penny唱歌引起的Sheldon撒谎事件。（Sheldon的“堂弟”） 11. Sheldon感冒事件。 12. Sheldon嫉妒15岁棒子事件。 13. 物理碗比赛事件。 14. 时光机事件。（Sheldon的莫洛克人梦） 15. Sheldon的twin sister (姐姐/妹妹)来了事件。 16. Leonard的生日派对事件。 17. Sheldon学中文事件。Leonard和Penny正式约会。（薛定谔的猫） S2 1. Sheldon保守秘密四处搬家事件。（叠衣板） 2. Leonard和leslie在家约会，Sheldon玩超级玛丽事件。 3. Penny的网游瘾事件。（sheldor & afk） 4. Raj发现行星事件。（Sheldon的诡异笑容） 5. Sheldon学车事件。 6. Sheldon的女粉丝事件。（有丝分裂） 7. Sheldon和penny杠上了事件。（klingon拼字& ANTM、mua-ha-ha) 8. Leonard和医生Stephanie的date，Howard的火星车事件。（剪刀-石头-布-蜥蜴-斯波克） 9. Sheldon想促进Leonard和医生的关系事件。 10. 关于Leonard和医生的同居事件。（slow down & 分手了oh yeah） 11. 圣诞节礼物事件。（Sheldon和penny的拥抱） 12. Howard被Penny打击事件。机器人对决。 13. Sheldon交朋友事件。（攀岩恐高症） 14. Sheldon借钱给Penny及Leonard帮Penny向前男友讨债事件。（Sheldon给Leonard的颂歌） 15. Leonard的妈妈来了事件。（L和P XX未遂，Sheldon找到同类了） 16. Howard被leslie用XX操控。Penny用彩弹枪弄脏Sheldon的座位事件。 17. Raj和Howard在火车上泡summer事件。Sheldon让Penny帮忙找u盘事件。（moon pie） 18. Sheldon帮penny做Penny blossoms头饰生意事件。（激光障碍特工象棋、Radiohead、咖啡致high） 19. 新美女邻居搬来，Penny吃醋事件。 20. Penny与漫画店男date，H、L、R泡吧事件。 21. Howard被leslie甩，和L、R去拉斯维加斯，Sheldon忘带钥匙被迫和Penny共处一室事件。 22. Penny和漫画男二次约会。大伙帮Howard修太空厕所事件。 23. 四人去北极度夏，Penny惜别Leonard事件。（bazinga、Sheldon和Penny对着敲门XD)

生活大爆炸--第10季第20集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版

Hey, Leonard, if you're not busy tomorrow, I have to do a little reception after work. Oh, I would, but we need to make a push on the air force project. Oh, are you sure? We're celebrating our new A.D.D. Drug, and it'll probably be over in, like, six minutes. Did you say you guys are working on the guidance system tomorrow? Yeah, why? Well, Sheldon said that he was gonna work with me on our quantum perception project. We've had this planned for a week. Well, he reconfirmed with me this morning. Guys, before this gets ugly, remember, the winner gets Sheldon. Hey, Raj, do you want to go with me tomorrow? Are you asking because you want me there or out of pity? Actually, never mind, don't answer. I'd love to. Hello. Why did you tell Leonard you're working on - the gyroscope tomorrow? - Because I am. But you said you were working with me. Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom. I have a plan to work on both projects simultaneously. And for your information, the summer conference

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