Did you know there are more people with genius IQ living in China
than they're people of any kind living in United States
-That can't be possible be true
-That is
What would account for that
First, awful lot people living in China
But, here's my question
How do you distinguish yourself than population of people who all got under SAT's
-I didn't know they take SAT's in China
-They don't
I wasn't talkin' about China anymore. I was talkin' about me
-You got
-Yes
I can sing in a Capella group, but I can't sing
Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong
I could row crew or invent a dollar PC
Or you get into the "Final Club"
Or I get into the "Final Club"
You know, from women perspective sometimes not seeing a man in is a good thing
-This is serious
-On the other hand, I do like a row crew
Well, I can't do that
-I was kidding
-Yes, I got nothing wrong in test
Have you ever tried
-I'm trying right now
-To row crew
Gettin' into "Final Club". To row crew No! Are you like... whatever, delusional
Maybe, sometimes you said things at once
I'm not sure which one I suppose to be aiming at.. But you seen guys who row crew, right
-No
-Ok, well, they bigger than me They world class athlete
Like a second ago you said you like guys who row crew
So I assumed you've met one
I guess, I just meant like the idea of it, you know the way a girl likes cowboys
Ok
Should we get something to eat
Would you like to talk about something else
No, it just that since the beginning of the conversation about the "Finals Club"
I think I may have miss a birthday
There are really more people in China with genius IQ's than entire..
"Phoenix" is the most diverse. The "Fry Club", Roosevelt punched the porc
Which one
"The Porcellian, the Porcit's the best of the best"
Which Roosevelt
Theodore
Is it true they send a bus around to pick up the girls Who wanna party with next phoenix chairman
So you can see why it's so important to get in Well, which is the easiest to get into
Why would you ask me that
I was just asking
None of them. That's the point
My friend, Eduardo made $betting oil futures one summer
And Eduardo won't comes close to get in
The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here
Must be nice. He made $. in a summer
-He likes meteorology
-You said it was oil futures
You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil
I think you ask me that because you think the "Final Club" that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance..
What
You ask me which one is the easiest to get into
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Because you think that the one where I have the best chance
The one that the easiest is to get into
Would be the one where anybody has the best chance
You didn't ask me which one was the best one You ask me which one was the easiest one
I was honestly just asking, ok..
I was just asking to ask..
-Mark, I'm not speaking in code
-Erika
You obsesses with "Finals Clubs"
You have "Finals Clubs"
-OCD You need to see someone about it
who'll prescribe you some sort of medication
You don't care if the side effect may include blindness
"Final Clubs" not "Finals Clubs"
And there's a difference between being obsessed than being motivated
Yes, there is
Well, you do that, it's was cryptic, so you do speaking code
I didn't mean to be cryptic
I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the club
Why
Because they're exclusive and fun
And they lead to the better life
Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected for the president
-because he was member from "Phoenix" Club
-He was a member of The Porcellian, and yes he did
Why don't you just concentrate on being the best you, you can be
Did you really just said that
I was kidding -***
-I wanna try to be straight forward
*** You might wanna be a little more supportive If I get in I will be taking you to the events
and the gatherings and will be meeting a lot of people you won't normally get to meet
You would do that for me
We're dating
Ok
well I wanna try and be straight forward even let you know that we're not anymore
What you mean
We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry
-This is a joke
-No, it's not
You're breaking up with me
You gonna introduce me the people I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet
What the f..
-What is that supposed to mean
-Wait, settle down
What is it supposed to mean
Erica, the reason we're able to sit and drink right now
because you used to sleep with the door guy "The door guy" his name is Bobby
I have not slept with "the door guy"
"The door guy" is a friend of mine
And he's the perfectly good class of people
And what part of Long Island you from? Wimbledon
-Wait,Wait, wait is this real
-I'm going back to my dormy
-Yes
-Ok, than wait, I apologize, ok..
-I have to go study
-Erika..
-Yes
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-I'm sorry, I meant it
I appreciate that but I have to go study
Come on. You don't have to study
You don't have to study. Let just talk
-I can't
-Why
Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a stairmaster
All I meant is that you not likely to..
Currently, I wasn't making a comment on you're parents
I was saying that you go to B.U. *Boston University*
I was studying a fact. That's all
If it's seem rude, than of course I've to apologize
-I have to go study
-You don't have to study
-Why you keep saying that I don't need to study
-Because you go to B.U
Wanna get some food
I'm sorry you're not sufficiently impressed with my educations
I'm sorry, I don't have a row boat
-So we're even
-I think we should just be friend
I don't want friends
I was just being polite. I have no intention of being friends with you..
I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class
If could just order some food. I think we should.. Look, you will probably going to be very successful computer person
You gonna go thru life thinking that girls don't like you
Because you're a nerd..
I want you know, from the bottom of my heart that won't be true
It would be because you are an asshole
Harvard University, Fall Kirkland House
: PM
Erika Albright's a bitch
You think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht
Or do you think because all B.U. girls are bitches For the record, she may look like a C
but she's getting all kind of help from our friends at "Victoria's Secret"
She's a B, as in barely anything there
False Advertising
: PM
The truth is she has a nice face
I need to do something to take my mind of her Easy enough, except I need an idea
I'm a little intoxicated I'm not gonna lie
So, what if it's not even pm and it's a Tuesday night The Kirkland's facebook is open on my desktop
And somebody of these people with pretty horrendous facebook pics
Billy Olsen's sitting here had the idea
putting some of the picture next to picture of farm animal
and have people vote who's hotter
Good call, Mr. Olsen!
Yeah, it's on
I'm not gonna do the farm animal but I like the idea of comparing two people together
It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel since people's rating of the picture is more implicit.. Than say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness like they do on hotornot. com
The first thing we're going to need is a lot of picture
Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook
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So I'm going to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in
Let the hacking begin!
First up is Kirkland, they keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration
So a little wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook
Kid's stuff
Next is Eliot. They're also open but with no indexes in Apache
I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page
Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me
Excellent. Moving right along
Excuse me, everybody..
You're in one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive club, not just Harvard but in the world Now, I wanna welcome you all, The Phoenix Club First Party of the fall semester
Lowell has some security they require username/password combo
I'm gonna go ahead and says the don't have an access to main fas user database
So they have no worry detecting an intrusion Adams has no security but limit the number of result to of pages
All I need to do is to break up some script I use on Lowell and reset
Quincy has no online facebook, what a shame!
Nothing I can do about that
Dunster is intense not only there's no public directory but there's no directory at all
You have to do searches. And if you're search return more than matches, nothing's get return Once you do get result, they don't link directly to images
They link to PHP that redirect to something
Weird! That's maybe difficult I'll come back later
-Hei, Mark!
-What -Great one. Beautiful fish
-Thanks
Leverett is a little better They still make you search But you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every students pictures
I slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time..
There's no way I'm gonna go to pages to download pics one at a time
So it's definitely necessary to break out emacs and modify that Perl script
***
Done
Hey, what's goin' on
Perfect timing
Eduardo is here and he is going to have the key ingredients
-Hey Mark
-Eduardo..
You and Erica split up
How did you know that
It's on your blog
-Yeah
-Are you alright
-I need you
-I'm here for you
No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players
Are you ok
We're ranking girls
-You mean others student-Yup
You think this such a good idea
I need the algorithm alright. I need the algorithm Each girl base rating
At any given time "Girl A" has a rating R-a and "Girl B" has a rating R-b
When any girls are matched up
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there's an expectation of which will win based on their current rating, right
yeah. And all those expectations are express this way
Let's write it
The one on the left
The right
***
-It works
-Who should we send it first
-Dwyer
-Neal
Who will you send it to
Just to couple of people
Question is: who are they gonna send it to
Hey, guys check this out
Right or left
***
Right or left
*****
Right or left
She's my room mate
This is pathetic
Albright
He blog about you
You don't wanna read it
***
*********
Erika, is this yours? ***
***
Awful lot of traffic
You think maybe we should shut it down before get into trouble
Hello
Wa-wait... what
At in the morning Well, this very an usual amount of traffic to the switch of Kirkland
You're saying it's unusual for in the morning No, this should be unusual for half time at the superbowl
Alright
I'm gonna go in
What's goin' on
Harvard network is about to crash
You don't think..
I do..
Go to see if it's everybody..
I can't comin'
The network's down
Unless, it's coincidence I think this is us
It's not a coincidence
Holy shit..
So you were called in front of the Ad Board
That's not what happen
You weren't called in front of the Administrator Board
No, back, I mean... that's, back at the bar with Erica Albright
-She said all that
-Mark
That I said that stuff to her
I was reading from the transcript for the deposition Why we do even need to depose her
That really for us to decide
Miss, You think if I know she can make me look like a jerk
-I'll be more likely to settle
-Mark..
Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that
It's been almost hours
And frankly you did spend awful lot of the time.. Embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg with the girl's testimony from the bar
I'm not embarrassed. She just made a lot that up She was under oath
I guess there would be the first time somebody's lies under oath
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You got hundred hits within hours
-Thousands
-What
Twenty-two *thousands*
These guys are pretty fast
Sure anybody make this a fair fight
Jump up and swim
I think we'd have to jump up and drowned
Or you could row forward I could row backward We're genetically identical, science says we'd stay in the one place
Just row the damn boat
-You guys here about this
-What
Two nights ago, a sophomore shut network from laptop at Kirkland
-***
-At AM
How
He set up a website, where you vote on the hotness female undergrads
What were we doing that none of us heard about this
*** Three hours rows before breakfast
For course... Studying. ***
***
How much activity was on those thing
Twenty two thousands pages request
***
This guy hack the facebook from houses
He set up the whole site in night And he did it while he was drunk
Twenty two thousands
How do you know his drunk
He was blogging simultaneously
-You know what I think
-I'm way ahead of you
This is our guy Cameron Winklevoss, W-i-n-k-I-e-v-o-s-sCameron spell the usual way
Tyler Winklevoss, Tyler spell the usual way And my last name the same as my brother's
Mr. Zuckerberg, This in an Administration board hearing
You're being accused of intentionally breaching security, violating copyrights
Violating individual privacy by creating the website https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html,
You're also charge with being in violation university policy on distribution of digitized imaging
Before we begin with our questioning you're allowed to make a statement, would you like to do so
I've, You know, I've already apologize to the Crimson, to the ABHW..
To Fuerza Latina, and to any women in Harvard may have been insulted as I take it that they were As for any charges stemming from the breach from the security
I believe I deserve some recognition from this board
I'm sorry
Yes
-I don't understand..
-Which part
You deserve recognition
I believe, I pointed out some pretty gaping holes on your system..
-Excuse me, May I
-Yes
Mr. Zuckerberg. I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network
And I can assure you of its sophistication
In fact it was that level of sophistification that led us to you in for less than hours
-Four hours
-Yes, sir
That would be impressive except if you had know what you lookin' for
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You would've seen it written on my dorm room window
-So
-Six month academic probation
-Well, they making an example out of you
-They have my blog
I shouldn't have write nothing about the farm animals. That was stupid
But, I was kidding, for god sake Doesn't anybody have some sense of humour
But I tried to stop you
***
How do you do these thing, How you manage to get all girls to hate us
-Why do I let you..
-I know
-Can't do that..
-Eduardo, I said enough
Ok, let's look at a sample problem..
Suppose we're given a computer with a -bit virtual address and a page size of bytes
The system uses one-level page tables, which start at address x
Maybe you want to have DMA on your -bit system, who knows
The first few pages are reserved for hardware flags, etc
Assume page table entries have eight status bits The eight status bits would then be... Anybody
And I see we have our first surrender
Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg, brighter men than you have tried and failed at this class
One valid bit, modify bit, reference bit and permission bits
That is correct
***
Mark
Are you Mark Zuckerberg
Yeah -Cameron Winklevoss
-Hi..
Tyler Winklevoss
Are you guys related
-It's good
-Funny
We never heard that before
So what can I do for you Did I insult your girlfriends No, we didn't, Actually... I don't know
-We never asked
-Maybe we should do that..
** We have an idea we want to talk you about
Do you have a minute
You guys look like you spend some time at a gym
-We have to
-***
We row crew
-Yeah, I've got a minute
-***
-So you ever been in The Porcellian
-No
Allright we gonna stay, we can't take you past the bike room 'cause you're not a member
I've heard
Wanna sandwich or something
ok
-Mark, right
-yeah
-Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner
-Hi
We were really impressed with facemash
And then we checked you out and you also built CourseMatch
I don't know CourseMatch
You go online and you see what courses your friend are taking is..
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You are really smart, man
-Mark..
-Yeah
***
********
And you invented something in high school too, right
An app for an MP player that recognizes your taste in music
Anybody try to buy it
Microsoft
How much
I didn't sell it. I uploaded for free
-For free
-Yeah
Why
Ok, well. We have something that we've been working for a while. We think it's great
It's called HarvardConnection
You create your own page Interests, bio, friends, pics
***
Yeah, how this different from MySpace or Friendster
Harvard-dot-E-D-U
https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html, is the most prestigious e-mail address in the country
And the whole site kinda base on the idea with girls..
-Not to putting anything in delicate
-Girls wanna go with guys who go to Harvard
***
Many different between what we're talkin' about
and MySpace or Friendster any others social networks inside..
is that exclusivity..
Right
Right Yeah, we'd love you to work with this Mark
We need a gifted programmer and you're creative And we know you would take this serious.. Womens group already declare a war..
You know, this could help rehabilitate you image Wow, you would do that for me
We'd like to work with you
Our first programmer graduated and went to work at Google
Our second programmer just got overwhelmed with school work
We will need you to build the site write the code and we'll provide..
I'm in..
-What
-I'm in
Awesome!
That's what you said
It was or years ago..I don't know what I said When did you come Eduardo
I don't understand the question
Do you remember answering an affirmative
The affirmative..
When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for facebook
It was called the facebook then
It doesn't need to be that difficult
I'm currently in the middle of differents law suits Did you answer affirmatively
When Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss, Divya Narendra ask you to build Harvard Connection
Did you say, yes
I said I'd help
When did you approached Mr. Saverin with the idea for the facebook
I wouldn't say I approached him
Sy
You can answer the question
At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi
What's that
The jewish fraternity
It was Caribbean night
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It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls
It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me
I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls
I don't think it's that complicated They're hot, They're smart
they're not Jewish and they can't dance
-Hey, Mark's here
-Mark
***
I think I've come up with something
Hang on, I've gotta tell you something you're not going to believe
-What
-I got punched by the Phoenix
-Are You kidding
-No
I mean it's just the first of the step process
But they slipped the invitation under my door tonight
I go to the first punch party tomorrow
You got punch by The Phoenix
Yeah, probably, it was just a diversity thing
It was just a diversity thing I'll just ride that horse until..
What did you want to talk about
-Mark
-Yeah
You said you've come up with something
Yeah, I think I've come up with something. Come outside
It's degrees outside
I can't stare to that loop of Niagara falls which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean People came to Facemash in a stampede, right Yeah
But it wasn't because the saw pictures of hot girls You can go any around on the internet and see pictures of hot girls Yeah
That was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew
People wanna go on the internet and check out their friends
So why not build the website that offers that Friends, pictures, profiles whatever you can visit, browse around
Maybe its someone you just met at a party But I'm not talkin' about a dating site
I'm talkin' about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online
I can't feel my legs
I know, I'm totally psyched about this. But Wardo..
-Yeah..
-It would be exclusive
You would've to know the people on the site to get pass thru on page
-Like getting punched
-That's good
Wardo, it's like a Final Clubs except we're the president
I told him i thought it sounded great
It was a great idea
There's nothing to hack
People were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information
And people had the ability to invite or not invite their friends to join
See, in the world were the social structure was everything
That was the "THING"
It was a big project
And he was going to have to write ten of thousands of lines of code
So I wonder, why he was coming to me and not to his room mate
Dustin Moskowitz and Chris Hughes they're programmers
We're gonna need a little start-up cash to rent the servers and get it online
So that was why
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-Did he offers terms
-Yes
We'll split it. -
Seventy for me, Thirty for you for you, putting up a thousands dollar
And for handling everything on the business end. You're CFO
-And you said
-I said "Let's do it"
-Ok, did he add anything else
-Yes
It probably was a diversity thing
but so what
Why do you think he said that
Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting But whose discovery it is
-Sy, if you let me continue with my line of question..
-What do you suggesting
They're suggesting I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by Phoenix
and began a plan to screw him out of the company I haven't even invented yet
-Were you
-Gretchen..
Jealous of Eduardo
Oh, stop typing, we're off the record
Maam, I know you've done your home work
And so you know that money isn't a big part of my life
But at the moment I could buy I could buy Mt. Auburn Street
Take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my pingpong room
I'll let you know how the party is
We recognize that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook and a witness in another -Yes, Sir
-At any time In the weeks
prior to Mark telling you his idea
Did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss, Divya Narendra or HarvardConnection Yes. He said they'd asked him to work on their site But that he'd looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time
He said even his most pathetic friends knew more about getting people interested in a website than these guys
"These guys" meaning my clients
Yes. He resented, Mark resented that they, that your clients
thought that he need to rehabilitate his image after the Facemash thing
but Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything
With Facemash he'd hack into Harvard computers, he dumps his nose to the Ad Board
He got a lot of honorarity. Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do
Were you aware that while Mr Zuckerberg was building the Facebook
He was also communicating with the plaintiffs
Not at the time I wasn't. But..
It really didn't have much to do with The Winkelvoss dating site
How would you know? You' weren't even..
Were you aware that while MrZuckerberg was building TheFacebook
He was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building HarvardConnection
You're offering a conclusion not found an evidence We are about to finding an evidence..
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss November ,
I read over all the stuff you sent me re-HarvardConnection
and it seems like it shouldn't take too long to implement
so we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night
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From Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron Winklevoss. December ,
"Sorry I was unreachable tonight. I just got about three of your missed calls
I was working on a problem set for my sytems class"
Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss. December ,
"This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work"
"So I think it's probably best to postpone the meeting."
"I'm also really busy tomorrow"
***
Tell him okay but we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all head off for break
***
-Hi Mark
-Hi
I need a dedicated Linux box running Apache with
a mySQL back-end
It's gonna cost a little more money
-How much more
-About more
-Do we need it
-Gotta handle the traffic
-Do it
-I already did
Hey guess what..
I'm in the nd cut
That's good. You should be proud of that right there
Don't worry if you don't make it any further
I'll get out of here
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Divya Narendra December ,
I have a cs problem set that I'm just getting started with
And It should be about hours of coding so I'll be busy tomorrow night
I won't really be free to meet until next Wednesday afternoon
I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon
I've basically been in the lab this whole time and also..
Won't be able to do it Saturday as I have to meet up with my parents..
As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard founder of Harvard University in
It's also called The Statue of Three Lies
What are the three lies
Mr. Dowd
The three lies
First... Shit!
-Take your pants off
-I know
Mr. Saverin
) Harvard was founded in not
) Harvard was not founded by John Harvard
and ) That's not John Harvard
Who is it
F-friend of the sculptor Daniel... Chester
Keep you jacket on
days after Mr. Zuckerberg's initial meeting with my clients
And he still hadn't completed work on HarvardConnection
But On January ,
Mr. Zuckerberg registered the domain name the facebook by Network Solution
To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on HarvardConnection
Not to my knowledge. No
Hi Cameroon, "I'm still a little skeptical that we have enough functionality in the site to really draw the attention
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And gain the critical mass necessary to get a site like this to run"
We'll speak soon
This is the first time he mentioned any problem Yes, he was
You'd sent e-mails to Mr. Zuckerberg and received e-mails in return
And this was the first time he indicated that he's not happy
That's correct!
He had days to study our system and get out ahead..
Do you see any of your code on Facebook
-***
-Did I use any of your code
You stole our whole god damn idea
Fellas
-What a match-dot-com for Harvard guys!
-Can I continue with my deposition
You know you really don't need a forensic team to get to bottom of this
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook you'd have invented Facebook
I can't wait to stand over your shoulder while you write us a check
No Shit
Let's continue
February ,
Mark... Mark..
There is a girl in your art history class name Stephanie Attis
Do you happen to know if she has a boyfriend Have you ever seen her with anyone
And if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone
People don't walk around with a sign on them that says some.. ***
We were supposed to meet at
-Have you slept yet
-I've to add something
What
Shit that's look good That's look really good
It's clean and simple, no Disney land..
But watch..
What'd you write
Relationship status, Interested in
This is what drives live in college Are you having sex or aren't you
It's why people take certain classes. And sit where they sit
And do what they do, and it's um, centre, you know That what's thefacebook is gonna be about.. People gonna log on..
Because after all the cake and watermelon there's a chance they're actually gonna..
-Get laid..
-Meet a girl. Yes
-This is really good
-And that's it
What d'you mean
-It's ready
-It's ready
-yeah
-right now
That was it, and here's the masthead
-You made a masthead
-Yeah
-Eduardo Saverin, Co-Founder and CFO
-yeah
You have no idea how what that's gonna mean for my father
Sure I do..
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When's it go on live
Right now, take your laptop out
Why we do need my laptop
Because you've got e-mails for everybody at Phoenix
yeah.I'm not sure ..
it's gonna be cool with them that I spam their..
-It's not spam
-I know it's not spam
If we send it to our friends it'll just bounce around the computer lab
I haven't gotten in yet
These guys know people and I need their e-mails
-Sure
-Good
-Give me the mailing list
-jabberwock@harvard E-D-U
These guys
They're literary geniuses 'cause the world's most obvious Lewis Caroll reference is in their..
They're not so bad
-I'm just saying
-Yeah, you're right
The site's live
You know, Let's go get a drink and celebrate
I'm buying
Mark
Mark, are you praying
What ever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin
It's a Valentine's theme They playing love songs Good point, 'cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs
Honey, just put your laptop away..
Seventy four people spam me the same link Casey..
-What is it
-I don't know But I'm really hoping it's cat look like a hitler 'cause i can never get enough of that
No, it's not
Div
What
Div, w-what is wrong
-Hey!
-Not now!
-We need mins
-Ok
I just want to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website
-Mark Zuckerberg
-He stole our website
It's been alive for more than hours
Mr. Hotchkiss
Ty, the lawyer's on the phone with dad
Yes, Sir. I'm here with my brother Tyler, our business partner, Divya
Welcome to theFacebook
theFacebook is an online directory that connects people through different social networks
You must have a https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html, address to register That's right Yes, Sir
I called earlier, I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg
Yes, Sir. He's quoted a couple of times. I can read it to you
"Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal facebook within Harvard"
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I think it's kind of silly that it would take the University a couple of years to get around to it
I can do it in class jobs than they can't and I did it in a week
-Tell him, Divya Narendra called, I appreciate it
-That's how we talks
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As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg set over students to registered https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html,
He said that he anticipated students would've join the site by this morning
Divya was just reading that students signed up on the first day
If I was I drug dealer I could give free drugs to people in one day
-This guy doesn't have friends to rob..
-Guys, please, come on..
Alright that's what we'll do, Mr Hotchkiss ** Then we e-mail it to you
You won't be able to get on the website yourself Because you don't have a harvard... uhm.
you know what it would be easy for us to e-mail it to you
I'm sure you right... He's a good guy
And he's very bright and I'm sure he didn't mean to... do what he did
Alright, thank you very much..
And Dad, Love you too
He good guy
We don't know that he's not a good guy
We know he Stole our idea
We know that he lied to our faces for a month and half
He never lie to our face
He never saw our faces! Finehe lied to our e-mail accounts
So he got himself -days head start
He knows what apparently you don't which is that getting there first is everything
I'm a competitive racer, Div
I don't think you need to school me on the importance of getting there first. Thank you Alright, that's was your father's lawyer
Yeah, well his in-house counsel
He's gonna look at all this if he thinks it's appropriate he'll send a cease and desist letter ***
What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
-We don't have to do that
-That's right
We can do that ourself
I'm six-five, lbs, and there's two of me. I'm with this guy
Whatever, I'm saying let's calm down until we know what we're talking about
how much more information are you waiting for We met with Mark times, exchanged e-mailswe can prove that he looked at the code..
what is that on the bottom of page
It's "A Mark Zuckerberg production"
-On the homepage
-On every pages
Shit. I need to let the classiness waft over me Ok, look..
They wrote, "Zuckerberg said that he hoped the privacy options..
...would help to restore his reputation following student outrage over https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html,"
That's exactly what we said to him. He's giving us "the finger" in the Crimson
While we're waiting for dad's lawyer to look this stuff over, we can at least..
-No..
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We're not starting a knife fight in the Crimson and we're not suing anybody
Why not
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He's gonna say it's stupid
What, who? Me
Say it why not
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard
This is Harvard. Where you don't plant stories and you don't sue people
You thought he was going to be the only one who thought that was stupid
During the time when you say you had this idea Did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means
A family of means
Did you know that his father was wealthy
I'm not sure why you're asking me that
It's not important that you be sure why I'm asking you
It's not important to you
Sy..
Did you know that they came from money
I had no idea whether they came from money or not
In one of your e-mails to Mr. Narendra you reference Tate Winklevoss consulting firm
If you say so
Howard Winklevoss founded the firm and its assets are in the hundreds of millions
You also knew that Tyler and Cameron were members of a Harvard Final club called the Porcellian
-They pointed that out
-Excuse us for inviting you in
To the bike room..
So it's safe to say you were aware that my clients had money
-Yes
-Let me tell you why I'm asking
I'm wondering why..
If you needed a $ for an internet venture you didn't ask my clients for it
They'd demonstrated to you an interest in this kind of thing..
I went to my friend for the money because that he's who I wanted to be partners with.. Eduardo was presidents of the Harvard Inverstors Association and he was also my best friend
Your best friend is suing you for million dollars
I didn't know that tell me more!
Eduardo, what happen after the initial lunch
Sy would you mind addressing as Mr. Saverin
-Gretchen, they're best friend
-Not anymore
I already went through this on the.. Nevermind, Mr. Saverin..
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It's exploded, everybody on campus was using it
"Facebook-me" was the common expression after two weeks
and Mark..
And Mark was biggest thing on a campus that included Nobel Laureates
Pulitzer Prize Winnerstwo future Olympians
and a movie star
Who's the movie star
Does it matter
No
Beautiful day. And I was up in my Radcliffe dorm He brought that magazine up and he saw it to me
And he said, "Look, it's gonna happen without us. We've got to start now."
And I said... "Okay."
Let's get basic hardware
Most of you think you know the rest of story that you may not
The beginning of the industry were very humble.. That kit computer on the cover of that magazine, had an processor in it
Unless you paid extra for K memory board bits
so the challenges *** but
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*** Isn't that Mark Zuckerberg
Yeah
-He made facebook
-Yeah
I mean both of us. Yeah, we... yes
Cool. I'm Christy Lee. This is Alice
hi
Nice to meet you
Facebook-me when you get home We can all go out and grab a drink
Certainly, absolutely will do that
She said "Facebook-me" and we can all go for a drink later
Which is stunningly great for two reasons
One she said "Facebook-me"Right? And the other..
-They wanna have drinks later
-Yes
Have you ever heard so many different good things packed into one regular-sized sentence
Excuse me. Mark
Yeah
I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your O.S. lab
Sure
-Awesome job with theFacebook
-Awesome Job
-Thanks
-I'm Bob
-How are you doin'
-You know, I could swear.
he was looking at you when he said The next Bill Gates could be right in this room
I doubt it
I showed up late, I don't even know who the speaker was
It was Bill Gates Shit... that's make sense
Alright, thanks guys
Are you moron? Are you medically stupid
You can't recognize Bill Gates in front of you for an hour
Mark Zuckerberg now thinks we got into Harvard on a dimwit scholarship
I'm gonna get a Glock..
It's time to monetize the thing
What are their natives
-Did you heard what I just said
-When
I said it's times to monetize the site
What is that mean
It means time for the website generating the revenue
No, I know what the word means I'm asking how do you want to do it
-Advertising
-No
-We've got members
-'Cause theFacebook is cool
And if we start selling pop-ups for Mountain Dew it's not gonna be cool
Well I wasn't thinking it would be Mountain Dew but at some point
And I'm talkin' as the business end of the company, the site..
We don't even know what it is yet, we don't what it is..
We don't know what it can be
We don't know what it will be We know that it's cool
That's a priceless asset and I'm not giving it up
-So it won't be finish
-It won't be finish
That's the point, the way fashion never finish
-What
-Fashion, fashion is never finish
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You talkin' about fashion, really you
I'm talkin' about the idea I'm sayin' that never finish
Ok, but they manage to make money, sellin' pants
Mark what is this
-What
-this
It's called the cease and desist letter. What were their names
-Who
-The girls
When did you get this
About ten days ago. Right after we launched the site
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Hey, the girls what were their names
They're sayin'... the Winklevoss twins are sayin' that you stole their idea
I find that to be mildly annoying
They find it to be Intelectual Property Theft
-Look..
-Why don't you show it to me
It was addressed to me
They're sayin' that we stole theFacebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevoss..
-I know what it says
-Did we
-Did we what
-Don't screw around with me now
Look at me
The letter says we could face legal action
-No, it says I could face legal action
-This is from lawyer, Mark
They must feel they have some grounds for.. The lawyer is their father's house counsel
Do they have grounds
The grounds are our thing is cool and popular and HarvardConnection is lame
Wardo, I didn't use any of their codeI promise, I didn't use anything
Look, a guy who builds a really nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who's ever built a chair Ok, they came to me with an idea. I had a better one
Why didn't you show me this letter
I didn't think it was a big deal
If there's something wrongif there's ever anything wrong
You can tell me
I'm the guy that wants to help
This is our thing
Now, is there anything that you need to tell me
No
What are we doing about this
I went to a -L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back
And what did you say
When we met in January, I express my doubts about the site
where it stood with graphic, how much programming was left that I had not anticipated.. ...the lack of hardware we had to deal with the site use
the lack of promotion that we go on to successfully launch the website..
This was the first time you raised any of those concern, right
I'd raised concerns before
-Bullshit Not to us
-Gentlemen
I'm talkin about at the meeting in January to which this letter is referring
Yeah
Let me re-phrase this
You sent my client e-mails. In the first , you did't raise any concerns
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Is that a question
In the th e-mail you raised concerns about the site functionality
-Were you leading them on for six weeks
-No
Why didn't you raise any of these concern before
-It's raining
-I'm sorry
It's just started raining
Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention
No
Do you think I deserve it
-What
-Do you think I deserve your full attention
I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself
So I have a legal obligation to say no
Okay
-no
You don't think I deserve your attention
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall
They have the right to give it a try
But there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie
You have part of my attentionyou have the minimum amount
The rest of my attention is back at the offices of theFacebook
Where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room
Including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing
Did I adequately answer your condescending question
I have :, why don't we say that's lunch
Back at :
So what were their names
Their names are Christy and Alice
And They wanna have drinks tonight
I don't care Hey man, sorry, uhmm, couple of girls refreshing up in there
Sweet..
We have groupies
-I'll be right back
-Hey, where you goin'
Mark..
Erica
Hey
I saw you from over there
-I don't know you came to this club a lot
-First time
Mine too
Can I talk you alone for a second
I think I'm good right here
I just... I'd love to talk you alone
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-Right here is fine
I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched
No
-TheFacebook
-You called me a bitch on internet, Mark
That's why, I wanna talk to you..
-On the internet..
-If you could just...That's why I came over
Comparing women to farm animals
I didn't end up doing that
It didn't stop you from writing it
As if every thought that tumbles through your head is so clever, it would be a crime for it not to be share
The internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink
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And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch Right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size..
And then rated women based on their hotness
-Erica, is there a problem
-No, there's no problem
You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays
I was nice to you don't torture me for it
If we could just go somewhere for a minute..
I don't want to be rude to my friends
-Okay
-Okay
Good luck with your video game
Dude, that's was great..
That was right thing to do, you apologize, right
-We have to expand
-***
Is he mad about something
Okay, we're expanding to Yale and Columbia Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me
Chris, you're gonna be in charge of publicity and outreach
You can start by gettin' a story in B.U student newspaper. It's the bridge
They hate doing stories about Harvard Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major
Tell 'em Mark Zuckerberg will do hours of free programming for them
-Why do you want a story in the B.U. newspaper.. -Because I do
Now, here's the arrangement. Eduardo's CFO and owns % of the company
Dustin's Vice President and Head of Programming and his % of the company will come from my end Chris is Director of Publicity and his compensation will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing -Any questions
-Who the girls
Sorry, uhmm... they are Christy and Alice
-Hi..
-Hi. Hello
Is there anything we can do
No, that's it
Yale and Columbia, let's go
-And Stanford..
-What
Standford. It's time for them to see this in Palo Alto
-You don't want any lunch
-No
You're welcome to some salad
No, thank you
This must be hard
Who are you
-I'm Marylin Delpy, I introduced myself this morning
-I mean, what do you do
I'm a second year associate at the firm
My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition phase
What are you doin'
Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia Bosnia
They don't have roads but they have Facebook You must really hate the Winklevoss
I don't hate anybody
The Winklevii aren't suing me for intellectual property theft
They're suing me because for the first time in their lives
Things didn't work at the way they were supposed to for them
-He's expanding
-What
He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanfordit's gonna be in the Crimson tomorrow
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-Really
-Yeah
Well, it's look like that Cease and desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh
I want to hire a lawyer to file for injunctive relief and get this website taken down now!
Every minute, the site's up, Harvard Connection become less valuable
I want an injunction, I want damagespunitive relief and I want him dead
I want those things too!
Then why aren't we doing anything about it?! Because we're gentlemen of Harvard?!
Because you're not thinking about how it's gonna look
How's it gonna look
Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes chasing the Karate Kid around a high school gym Cam, he violated Massachusetts state law
When he goes to Connecticut, New York and California he'll have violated federal law
And by the way, he's in violation of Harvard law There's no such thing as Harvard law
Wait, Yes, there is
Harvard student handbook
Every freshman is issued one of this. Somewhere in this book says..
You can't steal from another student
This is what we needed
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You can't get a meeting with Larry Summers
My brother and I pay tuition at this school, we carry a . GPA at this school
We've won trophies for this school and We'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school
I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school
Why Stanford
W
-Why do you think
I'm sorry, I'm late for Bio Chem.
Okay You don't know my name, do you
Is it Stanford
I should just kick your ass
How you go to party and you meet somebody.. Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda
Your father in commercial real estate and your mother is years sober
What's my major
-Trombone
-Really
I remember something about a trombone
"Tu fais l'amour ?la jolie fille et la mets de ce(You make love to the pretty girl and put it aside)
-French..
-Oui
-Your major is French
-And yours
Mine
I don't have one
You haven't declared
I don't go to school
-You kidding
-No
Where did you go to school
William Elementary for a little while
Seriously, you're not like years old or anything are you
No
-But you're not like , are you
-No
So what do you do
I'm an entrepreneur
-You're unemployed
-I wouldn't say that
What would you say
That I'm an entrepreneur
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