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The Emperor's New Clothes（皇帝的新装）
人物：
皇帝宫女侍从老大臣官员骗子甲骗子乙观众A 观众B 小孩
第一场
(台上布置：台右角放一报架作织机，台正中置一坐椅，台左角立一衣架，架上挂满各式衣服。立一镜子，皇帝正对镜试衣，镜边立一宫女。)
(老大臣上)
waiter: The minister has arrived!
侍从：(立于椅旁)老大臣求见!
Waitress: His majesty is in his dressing room!
宫女：皇帝正在更衣呢!
(老大臣立于台侧，官员上)
waiter: Here comes the official!
侍从：官员求见！
Waitress: His majesty is in his dressing room!
宫女：皇帝正在更衣呢!
(官员立于大臣旁，两骗子上)
Waiter：Two weavers have come!
侍从：两裁缝求见!
Emperor: Order them to come here at once!
皇帝：快快宣见!(离开更衣处，坐上椅子)
Cheaters: Your majesty!
骗子甲乙：参见陛下!(行礼)
emperor: What special skills do you have?
皇帝：你们有什么特殊的本事吗?
Cheater a: We come to be at you service from the far east.
骗子甲：我们是从遥远的东方专程赶来为陛下效劳的。
Cheater b: We can weave the most beautiful cloth.
骗子乙：我们能够织出最美丽的布料来。
Cheater a: The colors and patters are very fine.
骗子甲：这布色彩和图案都分外地美丽.
Cheater b: And people who are stupid can not see them.
骗子乙：任何愚蠢得不可救药的人，都看不见这衣服。
Emperor: Hmm, those must be very good! Start your work at once.
皇帝：那可真是理想的衣服!马上开工!
Cheaters: Yes, your majesty!
骗子：遵旨!(众人退场，皇帝回更衣室继续试衣)
第二场
(两骗子上场，来到织机前，做织布的动作。老大臣上场)
Minister: Ahh? Nothing, I can see nothing!
大臣：啊?(吃惊地，用手扶眼镜)我怎么什么也没看见?
Cheater a: Oh, it’s you, minister, and come in please! Come up closer, look at it carefully!
骗子甲：哎呀，老大臣来了!请进!请请请!请走近一点，仔细地看。
Cheater b: Is it beautiful ?
骗子乙：这(花纹/色彩)漂亮不漂亮?
Minister: My god! Am I stupid? Am I unfit for my post? It mustn’t be known by anyone!
大臣：我的老天爷!难道我愚蠢吗?难道我不称职吗?我可决不能让人知道这一点!
Cheater a: Are you satisfied with it?
骗子甲：嗳!您还满意吗?
Minister: Yes ,that’s really nice! I will tell the Emperor that I like that very much !
大臣：满意满意，非常的满意!我一定呈报皇上!我对这布料实在太满意了。(大臣下)
cheaters: We are very happy! Take care please!
骗子甲乙：我们非常高兴!您老慢走!
(官员上)
Official: Hmm! I am not stupid! Maybe, I am unfit for my post, what a funny thing! It must n’t be known by anyone!
官员：咦?(吃惊，张嘴，揉眼)我并不愚蠢呀，大概是我不配有现在的官职吧!这也真够滑稽的!我决不能让人看出这一点!
Cheater a: Is it nice?
骗子甲：你看这布料美不美?
Official: Nice ,nice , very nice!
官员：美!美!太美了!
Cheater b: Are you satisfied with it ?
骗子乙：你还满意吗?
Official: Yes, that’s really nice！
官员：满意!满意!太满意了!我一定如实向皇上呈报。
Cheaters: Thanks a lot!
骗子甲乙：多谢你啦!(官员下，两骗子继续作出织、剪、缝的动作)
第三场
waiter: Here comes the minister and official!
侍从：老大臣、官员求见!
Emperor: Let them in !
皇帝：(从更衣室走出，回到椅上)宣!
Minister and official: Your majesty!
大臣、官员：参见陛下!
Emperor: How about those new clothes?
皇帝：新衣服做得怎么样啦?
Minister: It will be finished soon!
大臣：很快就完工了!
Official: That’s really nice!
官员：美丽得很，漂亮得很啦!
Official: All the people will like it!
官员：天下的人都要赞不绝口啊!
Emperor: Mm, great, that’s great!
皇帝：嗯，好!太好了!
Waiter: Here come the weavers!
侍从：裁缝求见!
Emperor: let them in!
皇帝：宣!(两骗子作手托衣物状，上)
Cheaters: Your majesty! Here are your clothes!
骗子甲乙：参见陛下!衣服做好了.
Cheater a: These are the trousers.
骗子甲：这是裤子。
Cheater b: This is the coat.
骗子乙：这是袍子。
Emperor: What? I see nothing at all! Am I not fit to be emperor? Oh my!
皇帝：怎么回事?我怎么什么也看不见?难道我愚蠢吗?我不够资格做一个皇帝吗?这可太骇人听闻了! Minister: Only see, your majesty, is it nice?
大臣：陛下您看，这布华丽不华丽?
Officials: Wow, look, what a design! What colors!
官员：瞧瞧，多美的花纹!多美的色彩!
Emperor: Really beautiful!
皇帝：太漂亮了！
Cheats: Thanks, your majesty
骗子甲乙：谢陛下。(退场)
Minister: Hurry up, put on your new clothes, please ,your majesty!
大臣：皇上赶快更衣吧!
Emperor: Ok, ok!
皇帝：好!好!(众人来到镜前为皇帝脱下外套，穿上“新衣”)
Waiter: Time for the ceremonial procession!
侍从：游行大典现在开始!
(官员持刀在前，大臣举华盖在后侧，侍从托“后裙”在后，绕场慢行)
(观众甲、乙，小孩上场)
audience a: Wow, how beautiful !
观众甲：乖乖，皇上的新装真漂亮呀!
Audience b: Look ,what a splendid coat !
观众乙：看!他的外套多美丽呀!
Child: But he has nothing on!
小孩：咦!他什么衣服也没有穿呀!
Audience a: Oh, God ,listen！A child says he has nothing on!
观众甲：上帝哟!你听听这个天真的声音，有个小孩说他并没有穿什么衣服!
Audience b: But he has nothing on!
观众乙：他确实是没有穿什么衣服呀!
Emperor: Oh no! but the procession must go on!
皇帝：(惊恐，颤抖)我一定要把这游行大典举行完毕!(摆出更骄傲的神气，下场)
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顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！ A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。 第一个顾客：我要茶 第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！ 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea. C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns) B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。 服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳， A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir... 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！ 不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge! 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。 A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
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英语短剧 Mon.： Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for sa ving. In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair. D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim. (At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”) D: Will you buy my hair? M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精 Three Times ' Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S :孙悟空E:猪八戒 J ：沙僧 B:白骨精（何平）B1: B变成的村姑B2 : B变成的太婆B3 : B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: （摸出，递给S） S: Look,boss （凑近T）……（?「S 一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don 't bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回） T:（缩手）1 ' II keep it for you until we reach the west E: But （（ T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E:（递）Here.Em ........ we have arrived in White Tiger Moun ta in !Ah I can more!（坐）My stomach doesn ' t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will S: You will what（凶相）? E:（软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）. S: Hm!
英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇 人物：唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男女儿国国王hope you guys enjoy it！改编作者杜宛芸成医学子 唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。 唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问) 唐:八戒，Give the map to me!（严肃的问） 唐：哼!（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书) 唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。 唐:(凑过去)let me have a look ! 八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看 唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来) 唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里) 八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can?t we think about girls? I just don?t understand… 唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？,This is because…oh 悟空dance to my song ！ (开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)
英语话剧剧本八人组
语话剧剧本《xx抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 （小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
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英语搞笑短剧剧本 5。
英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人 三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
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甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
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中小学英语版情景对话 英语情景对话--交流 Getting people’s attention 引起别人注意 1. Can I talk to you ? 能和你谈一下吗? 2. Can we talk? 能一块儿谈谈吗? 3. Let’s talk. 我们谈谈吧。 4. Excuse me. You got a minute? 对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗? 5. May I have a word with you? 能和你说句话吗? Launching conversation with a piece of news. 讲述一条消息来打开话题 1. Listen up. 听着。 2. Now hear this! 你听着! 3. Get a load of this. 你听听这个。(load:大量，许多) 4. Are you ready for this? 想听着。 5. Guess what? 你猜怎么的?
Asking other people if they understand 问别人是否听明白了 1. Do you understand? 你明白吗? 2. Do you know that I mean? 知道我的意思吗? 3. See what I mean? 明白我的意思吗? 4. Do you know what I’m talking about? 知道我讲的是什么吗? 5. Know what I’m saying? 知道我在说什么吗? Indicating that you understand 表示明白对方的意思. 1. I hear you 知道了. 2. I got you. 明白了. 3. I can see that. 这一点我明白. 4. I hear what you’re saying. 我明白你的意思. 5. Okay, I know just what you mean. 嗯,我明白你的意思.