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荷米亚。。。。夏冰清莱赛德。。。。。。储
狄米崔斯。。。。荷叶粥海伦娜。。。王丽乾
爸爸。。。。王达
仙王。。。。何玉婷仙后。。。。管管
派克。。。。王霜
旁白。。。。孙怡晨
第一幕
口白：
There was a law in the city of Athens which gave to its citizens the power of forcing their daughter s to marry whomever they pleased. For if a daughter refused to marry the man her father had chos en to be her husband, the father might by thus law cause her to be put to death.
Egeus and Hermia上场
Egeus: Hermia, you have to marry Demetrious, the best guy in the city.
荷米亚，你必须嫁给狄米崔斯，这城中最好的年轻人。
Hermia: I’m sorry, Dad! I can’t be his wife.I don’t love him. I’ve fell in love with Lysander. 爸爸，抱歉。我不能成为他的妻子。我不爱他。我已经爱上了莱赛德。
Egeus: Lysander? Is he better than Demetrious? No!
莱赛德？他会比狄米崔斯好吗？不！
Hermia: Oh! Dad! Demettrious had ever said that he love my friend, Helena, and she, a sweet lady also love him deeply.
喔！爸爸，狄米崔斯曾说过，他爱我的朋友—海伦娜，而这一个甜美女孩也深爱狄米崔斯。Egeus: No matter what you say, I’ve decided to let you marry to Demetrious. I stick to do this!
不管你怎麼说！我已经决定让你嫁给狄米崔斯了，我坚决这样做。
Hermia: Oh! Please, please do not! My dear father! Don’t you love me any more? Don’t give me up, please!
喔，不要，请不要这麼做，亲爱的父亲，你不再爱我了吗？请不要放弃我。
Lysander上场
Lysander: Sweet Hermia, my love! What’s going wrong? Let me wipe your heart-breaking tears!
亲爱的荷米亚，我的爱人，怎麼回事?让我擦掉你那心碎的眼泪。
Hermia: My father said that unless I marry Demetrious, or he’ll be put me to death! What can I do?
我爸爸说，除非我嫁给狄米崔斯，否则他将处死我，我该怎麼办？
Lysander: Fear not and hear me. Tomorrow night, I’ll wait for you in the wood a few miles outside the city. If you really love me, getting far away this sad city with me.
不要害怕并听我说，明天晚上，我将在城外几哩的树林里等你，如果你真的爱我，就和我一起逃离这伤心的城市吧。
Hermia: I will because I love you so.
我会的，因为我如此爱你。
Helena上场
Helena: Hello! Hermia.
嗨，荷米亚。
Hermia: I’m so glad to see yo u, my friend!
我很高兴见到你，我的朋友。
Helena: But Demetrious love you. Oh, teach me how to attract his eyes, please?
但是狄米崔斯爱的是你，请教我如何吸引他的目光吧？
Hermia: Take comfort, he no more shall see my face. Tomorrow night Lysander and myself will fly this place. We’ll meet in the wood. Please pray for us and don’t tell others, good-bye! (下)
放心吧，他再也不会看见我的脸了，明晚莱赛德和我将要逃离此地，我们相约在森林里见面，请你为我们祈祷，并且不要告诉其他人，再见。
Helena: I will go tell Demetrious of fair Hermia’s flight, and then he’ll pursue her. I just want to have his sight again. (下)
我要去告诉狄米崔斯,美丽的荷米亚将要离开，然后他将会去追寻她，而我只是想再看见他的容貌。
第二幕(森林中)
口白：Tonight, the moon is so beautiful. The wood was a favorite meeting-place of those little fairies. The king is always thinking, but what is he thinking of? The atmosphere is a little strange
这个树林是精灵最喜欢的聚会地点，可是仙王和仙后此时发生了严重的争吵。
Oberon: I’ll meet by moonlight, proud Titania.
真不巧又在月光下遇见你，傲慢的泰妲妮亚。
Titania: What jealous Oberon! You are as lovely as before. Why dou’t you become a little handsome?Your head is just a pig head. Your stomach is like a big melon.下
Oberon: Well, go your way. Before the morning dawns, I will make you suffer for this injury. Come here, my gentle Puck.
好，你走吧，在黎明之前，我一定要为这侮辱惩罚你。我的好派克，过来。
Puck: I’m here, my lord.
我在这儿，我的主人。
Oberon: Fetch me the juice of that little purple flower, laid on the eyelids of those who sleep, will make them, when they awake, love madly the first thing they see crazily.
替我把花拿来，一旦将那紫色小花的汁液滴在睡眠者的眼皮上，当他们醒来时，便会疯狂的爱上所看到的第一件东西。
Puck:.I’ll do that very well. Believe me. (下)
我会办好这事的，相信我。
第三幕(森林的另一处)
Lysander: Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood; if you think it good, and tarry for the comfort of the day.
好人，你在树林中跋涉著，累得快要昏倒了，要是你同意，让我们休息一下吧。
Hermia: Be it so, Lysander. Good night, sweet lover.
就照你的意思吧，莱赛德。晚安，爱人。
Lysander: I wish sleep give you all his rest!
愿睡眠给你充分的休养。
Hermia: I will share with you.
我愿与你分享。
两人同睡，Puck上
Puck: Ah! Who is here? This is he, the cruel youth. And she is the lady. Pretty soul! She durst not lie near this lack-love. Churl, I’ll drop the love-juice in your eyes. Hey! It’s so funny! (下)
啊，谁在这儿？这是那残酷的年轻人，而她就是那个女孩。美丽的人儿，她竟然不敢睡近这没心肝的恶汉。坏东西，我将在你的眼精滴进爱情的花液。嘿，真有趣。
Helena上
Helena: I am out of breath in the fond chase! The more my prayer, the less is my grace. Who is lying on the ground? Oh! He is Lysander! Is he dead or asleep? Good sir, if you a re alive, awake.
这痴心的追赶使我累得喘不过气来，我愈是祈求，却愈惹他讨厌。是谁躺在地上?喔，是莱赛德，他是死了还是睡著了?好先生，如果你还活著，就醒醒吧。
Lysander: What a pretty beauty! Helena, I would through fire for your sweet sake.
多漂亮的美女，海伦娜，我愿为你赴汤蹈火。
Helena: Do not say so, Lysander. Don’t you love Hermia?
别这麼说，莱赛德。你不爱荷米亚吗？
Lysander: I don’t love her at all. For me, she is just a black raven, and you are a white do ve.
我一点也不爱她，对我而言，她只是只乌鸦，而你是只白鸽。
Helena: Oh! Why was I born to be mocked and though nothing of by everyone? Is it not e nough, young man? That a lady, of one man refused, should of another be so abused! (下)
第四幕
Oberon: Demetrious and Lysander are gone to seek a place to fight in. Puck, this is your carelessness; or did you do it purposely?
狄米崔斯和莱赛德已经去找地方打架了。派克，这都是因为你的粗心，还是你故意的？Puck: Believe me, king of shadows, it was a mistake.
相信我，国王，那是无心之过。
Oberon: You heard, I command you to fill the night with a thick fog, and let they shall not be able to find each other. And when they are asleep, drop the juice of this other flower in to Lysander’s eyes.
你听著：我命令你使黑夜中充满浓雾好让他们找不到对方。当他们睡著时，就解除莱赛德的魔法。
Puck: I know, I know
我懂，我懂。
Oberon: Go about this quickly, Puck. and all things shall be peace. (两人同下) 派克，赶快去办这件事！一切事情都将和平解决。
第五幕 (森林中四人熟睡著)
口白：These people, at no great distance from each other, sleeping on a grass-plot. Puck: Look! How careful I am! I’ll release the magic. When you are awake, everyone will f ind true love. This is really a happy ending! (下)
看！我是多麼的小心！我要解除魔法。当你们醒来时，每个人将找到真爱。这真是快乐结局！
大家都醒来
Hermia: Oh! Lysander, the doings of the night are too strange! Do you still love me or not?
噢！莱赛德，今晚真奇怪！你还爱不爱我？
Lysander: I still crazy about you! But I dreamed I love Helena ……how mad!
我依然爱你的！但我梦到我爱上海伦娜，多麼疯狂！
Hermia: Ay! I had the same dream!
哎！我做了同样的梦！
Helena: Me, too. Now I just wonder if Demetrious love me as in the dream?
我也是，现在，我只想知道狄米崔斯是否还像梦中那样的爱著我？
Demetrious: Helena, I promise, now all my faith and all virtue of my heart is only you! 海伦娜，我保证我一切的忠信一切的心思只属於你
Hermia: Oh! Here comes my father
噢，我父亲来了。
Egeus: You! You dare to get far away! I’ll beg the law, the law, upon your head! Demetrio us, I’m so sorry!
你，你竟敢逃离！我将要求依法惩办你！狄米崔斯，真抱歉！
Demetrious: Don’t say that. Now the lady I want to marry is Helena
别这麼说，现在我想娶的是海伦娜。.
Egeus: Is it true?
真的吗？
Lysander: Yes, it is. Please, please let Hermia marry me too, I’ll bring her happiness, I sw ear.
是的。也请把荷米亚嫁给我吧，我会带给她快乐的，我保证。
Hermia: Oh! Dad! Please, he is really a perfect guy.
喔，爸爸！请答应吧，他真的是个完美的人。
Egeus: Hmmm…, since Demetrious wouldn’t marry you, I will no longer opposed your ma rriage with Lysander. Now, you these lover, can we come home?
嗯，既然狄米崔斯不娶你，我也不再反对你嫁给莱赛德。现在，你们这些恋人，我们回家吧？
四人：Yes!
好！
大家一起离开森林
Oberon: Look! What the sweet couples they are!
看！他们两对恋人是多麼甜蜜！
Titania: I like to see their smiling face.
我喜欢看见他们的笑脸。
Puck: I also like to hear their laughter.
我也喜欢听到他们的笑声。
Puck: And now they have only to think that they have been asleep and dreaming. And I h ope no one will be so hard to please as to be offended with this pretty, harmless Midsum mer Night’s Dream.
现在，就把它当作睡觉时的奇幻梦境吧！同时我希望没有人会对这一个美丽且无害的仲夏夜之梦仍然生著气。
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Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游] Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
英语口语剧本
612 The One With The Joke 612 笑话 [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there. Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand.] 蒋雨晨:Hey, you’re not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it! 嘿，这真不可思议。我把我编的笑话寄给《花花公子》，他们竟然登出来了！ 薛思强:I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes. 真不知道《花花公子》还登笑话。 蒋雨晨: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It’s not just about the pictures. 没错，他们登笑话，采访稿，有力的新闻，并不只是那些照片。 蔡海瑞:That didn’t work on mom, it’s not going to work on us. 反正不会说服妈妈看，我们也不看。 蒋雨晨:(showing them the page) Here, check it out. It’s the first one, too. (They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, who’s a little angry.) 瞧这，头一条就是我的。 李刚: That is funny. It was also funny when I made it up. 很有趣，更有趣的是，这笑话是我编的。 蒋雨晨: What? 什么？ 李刚: I made that joke up. 这笑话是我编的 Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didn’t. I did. 不，不，不对，这是我编的。 Chandler:Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard. 是我编的。我在上班的时候把它讲给DAN，他说这是他听过的最好的笑话。 Ross:Hey, tell Dan, ‘Thanks.’ (Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.) 嘿，替我谢谢DAN。
英文短剧剧本
英文短剧剧本 Sleeping beauty Scene one 旁白：Long long ago, there was a king and a beautiful queen. They hoped to have a child and finally their dream came true. A daughter was born and they called her Aurora. The people in this country were very happy, they held a party for there lovely princess. (Music, people are dancing.) 旁白：the king and the queen are coming. (All the people stop and salute行礼) King: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the party. We are gathering here for the born of the princess Aurora. Aurora is my princess, also yours. All: yehh! Queen: Oh, look! Who are coming? (Three fairies appear and salute) Fay: Each of us is coming to give the little child a single gift. Flora: I’m Flora, my gift is beauty. Fauna: I give you sweet voice. Fay: lovely princess, my gift is … (There comes the scream, Carlin appear) Fauna: Wo, it’s Carlin. Why does she come here? Carlin:(screams) Oh, so many people, and…(looks at the three fairies) there is no invitation for me. I am very angry! Queen: I am so sorry for our mistake. I hope you won’t mind. Flora: You won't want it! Carlin(screams): Won't? Hahaha… Never mind, just a big surprise for your lovely princess. When she is 16, she will be stung by a rose and die, hahaha… Queen: Oh, no. King: Seize her. Carlin: stand still, (all the people stand still) you fools (screams and disappears.) (All the people are very worry, they talk to each other to find a way. The queen is crying.) King: Cut down all the roses! All: Cut down! Cut down! Fay: Don’t despair. Here is my gift. Although Carlin’s power is very strong. I will try my best. Aurora won’t die, she will just sleep while stinging by a rose. And when she gets a kiss from her lover, she will wake up.
英语爱情小短剧剧本
This afternoon, Rita received a text message from Tim,which said that Tim had something important to tell her tonight.She was glad that Tim would like to propose to her. At 19:00,wearing beautiful clothes, Rita arrived at the restaurant they often go to,seeing Tim was already there waiting for her. R:Have you been waiting long? T:No, just a moment. R:What do you want to say? T:I think we should break up! R:Are you kidding? I thought you were to propose to me! T:I am very serious, I loved another girl, I think we do not fit or break up!I am sorry! R:I do not want to hear this, you said you would always love me. T:I'm really sorry. Rita has been immersed in the pain of lost love,her best friend comfort her. W:My dear, you should pay attention to your own body. Do not get stuck in the past. R:I really love him, how could he do this to me? W:He left you alone, he does not know how to cherish. You should know how to love yourself, there will be a better person than he waiting for you. R:I really do not know how to do. W:Do not like this, things will always go by. You have to take good care of yourself, eat on time, pay attention to rest. These days do not go to work, have a good adjustment at home. R:No, I still have to go to work, so that I will not be cranky.
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本
1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books? 2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes. 4:wow,I like him,too. 3:how well do you know about him? 2:Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, according to the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. 3:not bad. But weaker than me. herlockHolmes, the world's first consulting detective, was born January 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires. He spent two years at university before taking rooms in Montague street around the corner from the British Museum. While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr., suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe. 4:in addition,Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on. By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world. 1 :well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays,Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories. So how about you three? 2: in fact I love love stories more. 4: are you a young girl? 2: of cause not. But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now. 3:So you read love stories? 2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least. 1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories! 2: I think it is not very useful for me……