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love your mother 爱你的母亲

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?

你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him.

因为我是女人,她告诉他.

i dont understand, he said.

我不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........

妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系... later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.

后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......

所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.

finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why

do women cry so easily?

最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered......

上帝回答:

when i made woman,

i decided she had to be special.

i made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,

我决定把她造的很特别,篇二：3-5分钟英语演讲稿(30篇) 最好英语演讲稿汇总3——5分钟英语演讲稿汇总（30篇）

六、周怡雪，19岁，上海

i believe in our future

honorable judges, fellow students: good afternoon!

recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students are the

beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education at extraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and support

ourselves against all odds? will we be able to better the lives of others? will we

be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country? the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need

for character cultivation. but again, the cynics are wrong. we care deeply for each

other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. last week,

thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a

contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer. as college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives.

we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact our

future, or even the future of our country. i believe in all my fellow classmates.

though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish. i believe that we

have the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities.

we are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the education

we have received to make our world a better place. i believe in our future.

我对未来充满信心

尊敬的评委，各位同学：

下午好！

最近，社会上有一场很激烈的争论。大学生是一种稀有特权的享有者，在很棒的地方接

受高等教育。但是，我们能面对挑战而无所畏惧吗？我们能够改善他人的生活吗？我们能够

承担建设祖国未来的重任吗？

怀疑论者说大学生是被宠坏的一代，一丁点挫折都受不了。但是他们错了，我所看到的

大学生正在努力的学习独立生活。我们互相帮助打扫卫生，一起上街砍价购物，一起参加兼

职工作来赚零花钱。

怀疑论者说我们除了成绩什么都不关心，从而忽略了性格的培养。但是，他们又错了。

我们彼此关心，我们向往自由，我们珍惜公正，我们追求真理。上个星期，很多我的同学去

验血，为了给患血癌的孩子贡献自己的力量。

作为大学生，我们是处在人生分水岭的青年。我们都面临一个重要的选择：怀疑人生还

是相信自己，每一种都会给我们的人生带来重大的影响，甚至影响我们祖国的未来。我相信

我们的同学们，虽然我们依然缺乏经验，甚至有些志气，但是我相信我们有勇气和自信来面

对生活的挑战并承担我们的责任。我们正努力准备接受新的任务，用我们所学习的知识将世

界变得更美好。我对我们的未来充满信心。

大学生英语演讲稿17 change the ingredients of your life 十七、王晨，20岁，安徽

change the ingredients of your life if kindness is added to a strange you will have a friend; but if hostility is

added, you will have an enemy. if love is added to a pile of red bricks you will have

a home, but if hatred is add to those bricks , you will have an concentration camp. so my dear friend, if faith, hope, love, endurance are added to your life, you

will find the confidence to conquer your limitation and embrace new challenges. and

hopefully with my speech included, you will have a fantastic speech contest. 改

变生活的味道

这是一杯白开水，平淡无味，对吧？可是加上点糖呢，他尝起来会有甜味；如果加的是

苏打水，味道就会变苦。人生同样如此——个中滋味在于我们的选择。

善待他人，你会拥有朋友；但如果充满恶意，则会多个敌人。将爱赋予一堆红砖，你会

拥有一个家；用仇恨来浇铸这堆红砖，就会铸成一座集中营。

因此亲爱的朋友们，不要抱怨人生乏味，世间无望。不喜欢生活的味道，那就换一换生

活的调料吧！

三年前，我重达100多公斤，这给我带来了很多尴尬和挫折：体育课老是不及格，总被

女孩们嘲笑，更不敢当众发表意见。幸而由于祖母的鼓励，我不在消极人生，而是充满自信。

她曾经说过：“孩子，如果体形无法改变，为什么不把它看做自己独特的风格呢？”我开始

这样来审视人生，通过改变生活的视角，我信心大增地去改变我的人生，很快就发现一个崭

新的世界。

朋友们，将信念，希望，爱意和忍性溶入生命，你就会找到自信，克服缺点，迎接人生

新的挑战。最后我的演讲包括在内，希望你会看到一场精彩的演讲比赛。

大学生英语演讲稿16 十六、杨颖，21岁，海南

when two cultures meet, there may be things in one culture, which do not fit into

the tradition of the other. when this happens, we need to learn to understand and

respect the customs of another culture. then there are certain things some people

may not like. to this, i will say, if you do not like it, please try to tolerate it.

to learn to tolerate what you personally don’t like is a great virtue at a time when

different cultures mix and merge. before us, there are two rivers, eastern and western

cultures. at present, they may run in different courses. but eventually, they will

converge into the vast sea of human culture. right now, i can see peoples of eastern and western cultures, standing side by

side, singing the olympic theme song: we are hand in hand, heart to heart, together

we will shape a beautiful tomorrow! thank you!

让我们共同感受东西方的融合

吉卜林说过:东方是东方，西方是西方，二者永不相聚。但是一个世纪后的今天，东西方

相汇了! 它们相聚在经济领域，它们相聚在教育领域，它们相聚在艺术的殿堂。有人争论说:

这种融合需要我们在东方和西方之间做出选择，但我却坚信最美好的未来在于东方和

西方创造性的融合。我们可以将西方的思想，观念和技术变为我们自己所用的东西。我

喜爱京剧和河南豫剧，因为它们经常使我想起自己是谁。但我也热衷于流行音乐，特别是英

文歌曲。于是我将东方的旋律和西方的语言结合到了一起，它叫做西方版的河南豫剧。

当两种文化相结合的时候，也许一方的文化中的某些东西不适应另一方的传统文化。当

此种情况出现时，我们需要试着理解并接受另一种文化中的风俗习惯。然而，也许有些东西

你并不喜欢，对于此，我可以说，如果你不喜欢它，请试着去容忍它。当两种文化融合的时

候，试着去容忍你个人不喜欢的东西是一种美德。

在我们面前有两条河流，东方文化和西方文化。现在，它们也许正朝着不同的方向流去。

但是最终它们将汇合到人类文化的海洋里。

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