(转自微博)英语扫盲,那些深深打动你的美美的句子~附带开心一刻

【搞笑篇】
【古人们的英文名】：孔子，名仲尼——Johnny；曹操，字孟德——McDonald；杜甫，字子美——Jimmy；韩愈，号昌黎——Charlie；狄仁杰——Roger；苏轼——Susan；王安石，字介甫——Jeff；唐寅——Tony；李世民 —— Simon；李白 ，字太白 ——T-bag。
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【2011潮流新单词】Eggache蛋疼、Smilence笑而不语、Yesome极度赞同、Vegeteal偷菜、Animale男人天性、Z- turn折腾、Halfyuan五毛、Niubility牛逼 、Harmany河蟹、Profartssor叫兽、Cupedy杯具。
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【几句英文狠话 杀人于无形之中】1、You make me sick ! 你真让我恶心！ 2、Stop complaining ! 别发牢骚！ 3、Don’t bother me. 别烦我. 4、Knock it off. 少来这一套。5、It’s none of your business. 关你屁事！ 6、You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！

【让老外泪奔的Chinese英语】1.you don ’ t bird me ， I don ’ t bird you（你不鸟我，我也不鸟你）；2.American Chinese not enough（美中不足）；3.you have two down son（你有两下子）；4.how are you ? how old are you?（怎么是你，怎么老是你？）

【感悟篇】
I want to appear as a good girl in everyday life and a bad girl in my own thoughts. Outwardly I want to appear as a tender and loving lady, and yet being able to transform into any state of mind. - 我要做个思想上的女流氓，生活上的好姑娘，外形上的柔情少女，心理上的变形金刚。

Some people were supposed to walk into your life, teach you a lesson, and then walk away. - 很多人闯进你的生活，只是为了给你上一课，然后转身离开。
Be yourself, don't change for anyone. If they don't like you at your worst, then they don't deserve you at your best.勇敢的做自己，不要为任何人而改变。如果他们不能接受最差的你，也不配拥有最好的你。

Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason.没有遇到你之前，我从来没想到自己会这样，毫无缘由的对着一个人傻笑。

If you love a girl, it's better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness. —— 爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。

The shortest mantra of this world is the name of a person . - 世上最短的咒语， 是一个人的名字
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Sometimes you have to smile and act like everything is okay, hold back the tears and walk away. -Richard Siken. - 有时候你不得不笑，表现得好像一切OK，然后，忍着眼泪走开。

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If you aren't happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from oneself, not from men. 如果你单身时不快乐，那有伴时也不会快乐。快乐源于自身，而不是男人。

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. 无论去到哪里，天气怎样，记得带上你

阳光般的心情。

Your dream is not what you find in your sleep but what makes you not sleep.所谓梦想，不是你睡觉时梦到了什么，而是想到了什么令你激动得没法睡觉。


Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. 人生就像骑单车。想保持平衡就得往前走.

Everyone of the people who says she or he does'n want to be in love .There must be someone without possibility in their hearts. - 每个嘴里说不想恋爱的人，心里都装着一个无法拥有的人。

Sometimes, you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking you what the hell happened. - 有时候，你不得不假装很快乐，只是为了不让别人问“你怎么了？”

Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?-为什么我还是如此的担心失去你，即使你都已经不是我的？


Sometimes, people cry not because they're weak. It's because they have been strong for too long. - 有的时候，人们之所以哭泣并不是因为软弱，而是因为他们坚强了太久。

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Dear music, thank you for being there when nobody else was. - 亲爱的音乐，谢谢你在我孤独时，陪伴在我左右。


I'm not ignoring you. I'm just waiting for you to talk to me first. 我不是不理你，我只是...在等你先开口。

Use your smile to change the world. Don't let the world change your smile.ω用你的笑容去改变这个世界，别让这个世界改变了你的笑容。

He who has ability to be such a naughty guy and can be stronger more as well . - 有本事任性的人，也会有本事坚强。

If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never Done.— 如果你想拥有你从未有过的东西，那么你必须去做你从未做过的事情。

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going. - 只要你明确了自己的方向，世界也会为你让路。

Nobody can go back and start a new begining, but anyone can start now and make a new ending. 没有人可以回到过去重新开始，但谁都可以从现在开始，书写一个全然不同的结局。
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Without respect, love lost.Without caring, love boring. Without honesty, love unhappy. Without trust, love unstable. - 没有尊重，爱会走掉。没有在乎，爱会无聊。没有诚实，爱会不爽。没有信任，爱会不牢。

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What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. - 那些杀不死我的东西，只会让我变更强。（感谢那些带给我们磨难的人和事）


Love comes fast. You either risk it , or you regret it.爱来的这么快——要么冒险，要么后悔。

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I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. - 你是我晚上睡觉前最想聊天的人，我爱这种感觉。

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Do what makes you happy. Be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as you breath. Love as long as you live. 做让你开

心的事，交能逗你乐的朋友；像呼吸一样频繁地开怀笑，像生命一样长久地全心爱。

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Imperfection is beauty,madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - 不完美才是美丽，疯狂是种天分，超离谱总好过超无聊。——玛丽莲 · 梦露

#【实用篇】

【实用的扑克英语】big joker-大王；little joker-小王；club-梅花；diamond-方块；face cards-花牌(J、Q、K) ；heart-红桃；spade-黑桃； jack-钩儿；king-老K；ace-尖儿；pocket-手上的底牌；straight flush-同花顺； straight-顺子；shuffle-洗牌；in-跟牌下注；out-不跟；pass-不要。（这句特别送给媛媛……）

【英语交流中的客套话】1. So far so good(目前为止，一切都好) 2. Be my guest(请便、别客气) 3. You're the boss(听你的) 4.I've heard so much about you!(久仰大名！) 5. I'll keep my ears open(我会留意的) 6. Sorry to bother you(抱歉打扰你。) 7.That's really something！(真了不起！)

【用于称赞他人的英语用词】gorgeous-靓美养眼 hilarious-热闹有料 fantastic-可赞优秀 excellent-出众超棒 intelligent-聪明机灵 marvelous-很好很强大 bravo-不错真好 brilliant-赞绝了 glorious-出色光辉 outstanding-出众有才 superb-超赞 impressive-挺好 exquisite-绝好 incomparable-无与伦比.
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I really want to talk to you, but I feel like I’m annoying you. - 真的好想跟你讲话，但又很怕你嫌我烦。